An old friend of mine’s wife told him he’d been talking in his sleep. She wanted him, naturally, to stop.
He said he never talked in his sleep, never has. Told her that when he was a young stud-muffin he used to date four/five women at a time. Some of them married. If he talked in his sleep, he said, he’d be dead.
Now nobody knows whether he talks in his sleep or not. He’s sleeping somewhere else.