Here was the plan: Get a blog. Write funny stuff. People will come. They’ll tell their friends. 10,000 hits a day. A feature in Newsweek. Another in People. Go on Letterman. Get my own icon on the Yahoo! home page. Sell the whole thing to Google for a hundred mil’ and run with every nickel. Then take a nap.
So far I’m only up to number two. Some people say number one.