[World Series] I’m learning a lot about baseball but I’m mystified by some things. Why are all the home plate umpires so, ummm…corpulent? Kathy says they wear a lot of padding under their umpire suit. They must. They’re all look kind of square.

I don’t know why the pitchers aim for the catcher’s glove. That’s a pretty small target. Why not just aim for the ump? He’s a walking strike zone.