We’re flying to San Diego sometime soon—the exact date of which I will not divulge for security reasons. Kathy went to Exp—umm, one of the airfare discount sites, hoping to find a bargain.
Sure, they had better prices on airline seats, just as they promised. Hey, why call the airlines when you can get stuff like this from us, huh? Such as a flight that, get this, is not non-stop. Wait. Did you say San Diego?! Where you gonna stop? Fresno? Maybe zip over to Albuquerque to collect some luggage you forgot last time you went there?
Now Kathy found an even better deal through someone else. We leave at dawn minus one-hour. Seats on the wing.