I don’t know why that beautiful old period-piece of a house isn’t selling. Upgraded, big kitchen, nice old tree out front. Anderson windows and doors all around.
Maybe they could convince the guy next door to park his service van behind the gate, or at least a little closer to his side of the contiguous driveway. Having a big van that says “Wally’s Mold Remediation” and “We Come to You!” parked next to the house you’re selling is not exactly going to help you up your score on the “Drive By” test. Especially when there’s a 50,000x blow-up of a mold spore on the back doors.
Maybe some Sharks tickets. Something close up.